I'm a boomerang In the outback Keep your throwing arm steady So I get home I'm a vampire bat Out in Shanghai Haven't eaten in four days I've ordered in a Chinese takeaway I show more than I hide I care more than I cry I'm a phonograph baby My wires are live And I'm in crisscross Fine. I feel fine. I'm a fortune cookie Full of cheap advice I'm a suicide rookie Blowing last call Show more than I hide Care more than I can cry I'm a phonograph baby My wires are live And I'm in crisscross Fine. I feel fine.