Oh, Charlie, don't dance dance dance Your head's in a whirl In a blind romance Oh Charlie, look away look away Do you believe what the good doctor says Now there's rumors in the city that the banks might close Close for a long holiday And the papers are full of a new meltdown Hold your breath, for the winds are all change Oh, no, Charlie dance dance Oh, go, Charlie dance dance Oh, Charlie dance dance The minister says, put your hands on your head Try and breath through your nose Flat on the floor, bum in the air Let's all do the death throes Don't drink the milk, but the water is fine The cows got caught in the rain Charlie, believe what the government says They don't moo anymore, but I'm sure they're not dead Don't chew anymore, but I'm sure they're not dead Oh, go Charlie dance dance Oh, no Charlie dance dance