Well I know now that she's kissing me stupid Meanwhile she's deftly fingering my cash And I'm just a wanderer In a world of double entendre Of stale smoke and trailer trash And now the ice in my drink is still melting And I'm blinded by her desolate glare And my bungalow Is just one in a row Cocktail waitresses everywhere So good luck with that man of mystery The one who's leapin' Monkey stick in his hand He'll be your knight in squeaky armour Go and join his raggedy band Love in a strange, strange land Oh look Who's smoking over there in the corner Like some well-hung, hustlin' rube Could it really be the Midnight Cowboy The It boy, the Now boy Or just one of the Magnificent Few And when I looked into the mirror this morning I saw a face I did not recognise It looked all beaten and battered Not that it mattered It just had to look in your eyes So good luck with that man of mystery The one who's kneeling and-a kissing your hand He'll be your knight in creaky armour Go and join his rusty band Love in a strange, strange land How well he suffers you fools so graciously Your petty thievery And music so canned Other than that you're strangely charming Faded, frightened, lonely and bland Love in a strange, strange land (Stale smoke and trailer trash)...