Now sweet mother nature Why must you do this to me Must I be so offended By this comedy Well, I don't give a flying' 'Bout what he has to say 'Cause the hair's all wrong The shoes don't fit The eyes the eyes No mystery Big sucker Small guy Chorus Killer Killer Ooh my my King Sap Oh and Princess Sag King Sap Oh and Princess Sag I read it in the paper New romance Puff puff vapour Career chance Spineless spreading Of legs and lies Reception reception stuck in a lift Dress hiked to her thighs; She pucker moan and sigh Chorus On TV TV What a pro Toupe' toupe' Where the hair don't grow Spineless spreading Of legs and lies Reception reception stuck in a lift Dress hiked to her thighs She pucker moan and sigh, Chorus King Sap Oh and Princess Sag King Sap Oh and Princess Sag