Corny And now, live, from the certified up-to-code baltimore eventorium... ...for the first time ever on nationwide television... It's the corny collins spectacular... Council girls He's corny!! Corny ...brought to you by ultra clutch hairspray! Corny (& ensemble) What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray! What gets a gal Asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray! If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind But if you spray it and lock it, You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place Why take a chance When you get up and dance If you twist, i insist You use hairspray And tell your mother Her head she should smother With "ultra-clutch" faithfully So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get The only thing better than hairspray Corny That's me! Ensemble Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah Corny Forget the milkman The only thing better than hairspray Ensemble Hairspray! wow! Corny That's me! Corny & ensemble What makes a man Reach out and touch? Ultra clutch! Corny & ensemble So if you're a redhead, A blonde or brunette Just take my advice And you might just get Corny The only thing better than hairspray That's me! Ensemble Ska-doo-dle-e-ya Doo-dle-e-ya do wah Council girls He's corny collins! Corny The only thing better than hairspray Ensemble Hairspray! wow! Corny That's me! Ensemble Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah! Do wow! Corny "hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!" Brenda Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!