Tom: Bm
Dmaj7 F#7
Now we're agreed that we're in love
Bm
We'll have to face the lah-di-dah
A7
The eyewash
Dmaj7 F#7
All of the fancy pantomime
Bm
I love you very much
A7
I'll try love
[Verse 1]
G7
I'll bill and coo
F#7
With your gruesome Auntie Susan
G7 F#7
I'll stay calm, I'll play it cool
G7 F#7
I'll let your tetchy uncles
G7
Get me back up, cross my heart
A7
And I shan't get shirty when they say I look peculiar
[Refrain 2]
Dmaj7 F#7
I'll be nice to your mother
Bm
I'll come all over lah-di-dah
A7 Dmaj7
Although she always gets up me nose
F#7 Bm
I love you very much
[Verse 2]
A7 G7 F#7
And so I'll smile and I'll acquiesce
G7
When she invites me to caress
F#7
Her scabby cat
G7 F#7 G7
I'll sit still while she knits and witters cross my heart
A7
And I shan't lay a finger on the crabby old batface
[Refrain 3]
Dmaj7 F#7
I'll be polite to your daddy
Bm
Frightfully lah-di-dah
A7 Dmaj7 F#7
Although he always bores me to my boots
Bm
I love you very much
[Verse 3]
A7 G7
And so I won't boo and hiss
F#7
When he starts to reminisce
G7 F#7
I won't drop off, I won't flare up
G7
The runs he used to score
F#7 G7
And how he won the war, cross my heart
A7
But I'll have to grit me teeth when he goes on about his rupture
[Refrain 4]
Dmaj7 F#7
I'll behave at the wedding breakfast
Bm
I'll be lah-di-dah
A7
So help me
Dmaj7 F#7
Hearty toasts and crumby jokes
Bm
I love you very much
A7
So help me
[Verse 4]
G7 F#7
I'll force a laugh for the flicking photographs
G7 F#7
So have no fear, I won't turn tail
G7 F#7 G7
I won't run amock when the females chuck confetti in my ears
A7
And cross me heart, love, I'll keep off the pale ale
[Refrain 5]
Dmaj7 F#7
When we're off on our own
Bm
No more lah-di-bloody-dah
A7
I promise
Dmaj7 F#7
We just won't have the time
Bm
We won't have time for such
A7
Such fancy pantomimes
Dmaj7
I love you far too much
