Tom: E E A E Someone's gonna have to explain it to me.-- I'm not sure what it means; A E C#m E B my baby's feeling funny in the morning, she's having trouble getting into her jeans. E A E Her waistline seems to be expanding, although she never feels like eating a thing; A E C#m E B A I guess we'll reach some understanding when we see what the future brings. I met her in a crowded barroom, one of those typical Hollywood scenes; I was doing my very best Bogart, but I was having trouble getting into her jeans. I punched an unemployed actor, defending her dignity; He stood up and knocked me through that barroom door and that girl came home with me. CHORUS I: A E C#m E Now baby's feelin' funny in the morning, she says she's got a lot on her mind. A E F# B Nature didn't give any warning, now she's gonna have to leave her wild ways behind A E A E She says she doesn't care if she never spends another night running loose on the town A E C#m E B she's gonna be a mother. Take a look in my eyes and tell me brother if I look like I'm ready.