Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do? I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy about a Mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well the girl I love I stole her from a friend He got luck, he stole her back again She heard he had a Mercury Lord she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Oh lets go Well hey, now mama you look so fine Riding around in your Mercury forty nine Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Oh, put it higher now Well my baby went out she didn't stay long Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home She's crazy 'bout a Mercury Yea, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Oh, cruise down Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do? I'd go downtown and Buy me a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Yea, I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Oh, lets go