I live in a hicktown I wear a baseball hat My 4x4 ford pickup truck Is really where it's at I like to cruise down main street To try and pick up chicks Drive back and forth to no avail Cuz all i see is hicks! I live in a hicktown You live in one too We all live in a hicktown There's nothing to fucken' do Well i chew coppenhagen I hide it in my lip And you don't even know it's there Until i have to spit - ptttoui! I like my fancy cowboy boots And my western style lee jeans I think i'll go and kick sum shit And eat some pork and beans Reno is a hicktown, tulsa is a hicktown Bakersfield is a hicktown Salt lake is a hicktown, but then so is Paris, new york, l.a., london, moskow