My baby's got a helpless heart, she's got a thing for mistletoe The kind of girl it's easy to believe in I come home on a Saturday night, with not one thing to show She asks me: “baby how are you feeling?†And I tell her, that It aint easy To be a man like me Yes I tell her, she listens, and she stands right by me Oh she must mean everything to me My baby's got the gentle touch, she got the champagne in her soul She's crazy bout' candlelight and roses She owns her body and her brain but her heart she can't control She's everything to me and yes she knows it And I tell her that it aint easy To be a man like me I tell her, she listens and she loves me tenderly Oh she must mean everything to me My baby's got the misty eyes, she makes love like a hurricane She tells me that she's true and I don't doubt it The roof's leakin and the bills ain't paid but still I can't complain Cause when I'm with her I don't think about it And I tell her that it aint easy To be a man like me Yes I tell her, she listens, she loves me honestly Oh she must mean everything to me