Tom: A A I got no truck with you, woman E Always comin' over when I ain't home E You hand a buck to me baby A Tried your luck, you tried to get in my song A Oh well your mama was a bastard E And your bastard mess all over the scene E You got hassled by your daddy A Always pitchin' time to make you come clean A You brought your turnpike ? E Now you're tryin' to bring your garbage to me E I got some words for your ass A You better find somebody else up the street A Two monkeys jumping on the bed E And one fell off and hit his head on the ground E The other monkey called the doctor A Said another monkey dead on the ground ( A D A E A )