Tom: D D Willie got me stoned and took all my money G I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny A It didn’t really help that I didn’t know the rules of the game And it probably didn’t help that I can’t remember my name D Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash G One high low split and he kicked my ass A He gave me knuckles across the table and all my cards went blurry And like a puff of smoke all my cash went up in a hurry D Willie got me stoned and took me for everything I had G I had to walk home I had no money for a cab A I didn’t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride And nobody in the room looked in any condition to drive D Willie got me stoned and took away all mine G He sent me back to the kiddie table, he took away my pride A Now I’m sitting here with my band again feeling like a joker Thinking about how much I really suck at playing poker D and thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them G And would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and smoked him A Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny But Willie got me stoned and took all of my.. D Willie got me stoned and took all my money G Willie got me stoned and took all my money A Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny D But Willie got me stoned and took all of my money