If I had a time machine I'd fill the tank with gasoline And then I'd crank it up and set the dial for yesterday Bells would ring and lights would light: Red, and green and pink and white And my machine and I would fly away (Chorus) If I had a time machine To take me back to New Orleans We could play those old love scenes again. I wish I may, I wish I might Spend no more lonely days and nights Everything would be alright If I had a time machine. (Verse 2) And, if the day should come again You'd leave me without a friend That's not as bad as it may seem I'd head on out to my garage Move my '57 Dodge And brush the cobwebs off my time machine (Repeat chorus.)