Fire hydrant #79 Standing on the corner by the "No Parking" sign You're the only friend I've got in Nashville, Tennessee You work for the city in the rain and the fog Gettin' no respect from the neighborhood dogs And when I sing, you're the only thing that listens to me Fire hydrant, stumpy and red I love you even though you've got no hair on your head Today I hocked my guitar to buy you and me a bottle o