Part 1: (speak unless * is there Wont play a simple melody just like my mother sang to me *she sang she sang to mee* (smooth) one with good old fanioned harmony why dont you play a simple melody *a simple melody a simple melo-* (smooth) (Now go straight into singing 2) Part 2: Won't you Play A Simple Melody Like my mother sang to me? One with good old fashioned harmony Play A Simple Melody Part 3: Musical demon, set your honey a'dreamin' Won't you play me some rag? Just change that classical nag To some sweet beautiful drag If you will play from a copy of a tune that is choppy You'll get all my applause And that is simply because I want to listen to rag Part 4: My heart is palpitatin' From all this syncopation When I hear a ba-_nd And when I'm with my honey My feet start actin' funny When I hear a band It's really not surprisin' My temp'rature keeps risin' When I hear a ba-_nd So pardon all my swoonin' My crazy way of croonin' When I hear a ba-_nd