One, two, three
I'm counting all of the presents I’ve received
Something’s kinda missing here
And I do believe it’s free
Everyone has one
In the kitchen, bedroom
In the office, play room
Eating, playing, loving, hugging together
But where the heck is my teddy?
I can’t even go to my bedsies yet
Why aren’t we cuddling close?
Going to sleep all alone
Makes me wanna scream
I'm like the cutie cookie monster
Right here!
Begging for you like a cookie, cookie, cookie
For real though, where is my teddy?
I’ve been kinda wishing you would listen to this song
And kinda wish to be my teddy bear
I mean, I promise I’d be good to you
All the people will be asking
Who’s ur girlfriend?
Surely, you do the cooking cleaning
Feeding tannie baby
And I do the hardest thing, stay pretty
Where the heck is my teddy?
I can’t even go to my bedsies yet
Why aren’t we cuddling close?
Going to sleep all alone
Makes me wanna scream
I'm like the cutie cookie monster
Right here!
Begging for you like a cookie, cookie, cookie
For real though, where is my teddy?
Nobody will ever know why who I pick
So try and line up alphabetically
I'm just gulping on my chocolate juice
I don’t know if you’ll ever be into use
You’re like that
You don’t know, I lie, I kiss
But (where the hell?)
Where the heck is my teddy?
I know I don’t even look ready yet
I might just leave you alone
When I get older you know
Scary honesty
But you’ll be sitting somewhere comfy baby
Begging for me like a cookie, cookie, cookie
For real though (where are you?)
For real though (hello?)
For real though, where are you teddy?
