To all that are receiving this broadcast we are now entering our 
thirteenth hour of continuing cloud coverage. This ongoing event has been 
upgraded to a national emergency. It has been a sleepless night here in Metro 
Detroit as panic and terror has swept the streets. It seems much of Detroit 
as well as the rest of the country are still unsettled by this unexplainable 
cloud that still clutches the sky. From New York to Honolulu, Miami to 
Fairbanks the expansion of the cloud has subsided but a wall of darkness and 
artificial night still grips the land. Witnesses now tell us that thousands 
upon thousands of people are emerging from sewers everywhere their faces are 
painted and they look like CLOWNS!!! The people are running and screaming but 
eye witnesses say they're not in pain its almost like a strange type of joy 
has overtaken them. At this time we do not know where or why the people are 
running but there seems to be an organized plan directing there action. Its 
like a guiding force is giving them supernatural stamina. The immense crowd 
of clowns are now on the move all in unison moving in one direction towards 
an unknown destination. Its almost as if they see what others cannot heeding 
an inaudible call that silently pierces this calm before the storm.