Just another day in a rotten world, you say Man, I must be gay 'Cause I'm so in love with myself all the day Look, the little man's getting away I'm looking fine and I feel ok Don't teach me to whyne and please don't teach me to pray For insecurity There's nothing to be learned from modesty I'm Jack, I'm Jeff, I'm Jim, I'm John Doe I'm Jill, I'm Kate, I'm Jane See I'm a 007, the x-mas-me, a candy bar filled with the trendy thing in heaven The dirty word's turning absurd, don't look at me I'd like to think I'm not much more than you What should I do? Because I really am and I think you all know it too Look, the little man is fitting the shoe It's never me who you wanna move Don't make me to see and please don't make me review Your insecurity There's nothing to be gained from modesty Well, I'm not that sure anymore if I have a bottom line Man, if there's anything at all I want you to have faith in me So I can bore another goddamn whore