Tom: C#m
A G# C#m
A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A G# C#m
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
A G# C#m
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A G# C#m
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies
[Verse 1]
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Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough
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Then why did God give me two, not including my muff?
A G# C#m
If you've got a pretty face and a pretty fanny too
A G# C#m
You will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you!
[Pre-Chorus]
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1, 2, 3, 4 (It's just like coming in the back door)
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5, 6, 7, 8 (Aaah, feels great!)
[Chorus 2]
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A ring, a ring, around my dirty posy
A G# C#m
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
A G# C#m
Ring, ring, ring around my posy
A G# C#m
All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies
[Verse 2]
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A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men
A G# C#m
To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in
A G# C#m
What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun?
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Just south of my front part; I will make you cum!
[Pre-Chorus 2]
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9, 10, 11, 12 (Feels so good, must be bad for my health)
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13, 14, 15, 16 (I'm so keen)
[Chorus]
A G# C#m
A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A G# C#m
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
A G# C#m
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
A G# C#m
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies
A C#m
Ring, ring around my rosy
A C#
Ring, ring around my rosy
[Bridge]
A C#m
Ring around the rosy
A C#m
Pocket full of posies
A C#m
Ashes, ashes
A C#m
We all fall down!
A C#m
Ring around the rosy
A C#m
Pocket full of posies
A C#m
Ashes, ashes
A C#m
We all fall down!
[Outro]
A G# C#m
A ring around my rosy
A G# C#m
My pocket's so damn cozy
A G# C#m
Oh, my posy My posy
A G# C#m
I'm talking about my asshole
