Tom: G G D Don't you blame me if I get carried away C G I don't like fucking boys who need to know what to say D When there's silence in the room G D We're all pining for that modern day man C G He's really a star, got the crowd going wild in the stands D C On a Saturday night, at the home field [Chorus] C G D C I won't feel anything when you leave me for dead C G D I won't do anything, like that hole in your goddamned head C I knew I was ready to stop going steady G D When the home team was losing twenty to one C I don't really give a shit about the score on the score board Please Lord! Please Lord! Please Lord! [Interlude] G D C G D [Verse 2] G D Don't you blame me if I don't answer my phone C G I don't like fucking boys who need to know what to do D When there's no one else home G D We're all pining for that modern day girl C G She's really a star, got the crowd just jumping for joy D C On a Saturday night, at the home field [Chorus] C G D C I won't feel anything when you leave me for dead C G D I won't do anything, like that hole in your goddamned head C I knew I was ready to stop going steady G D When the home team was losing twenty to one C I don't really give a shit about the score on the score board Please Lord! Please Lord! Please Lord! Cmaj7 I don't wanna talk about love I don't wanna talk about us I don't wanna sit at the kitchen table You talk and I listen C G To the news on the cable tv