Tom: Dm C7 I met my brother the other day C And gave him my right hand C A As soon as ever my back was turned Dm7 G7 C He scandalized my name [Chorus 1] C Now do you call that a brother? C No, no C You call that a brother? C No, no C You call that a brother A No, no Dm C Scandalize my name [Verse 2] C7 I met my sister the other day C And gave her my right hand C A As soon as ever my back was turned Dm7 G7 C She too scandalized my name [Chorus 2] C Now do you call that a sister? C No, no C You call that a sister? C No, no C You call that a sister? A No, no Dm C Scandalize my name [Verse 3] C7 I met my preacher the other day C And gave him my right hand C A As soon as ever my back was turned Dm7 G7 C He too scandalized my name [Chorus 3] C Now do you call that religion? C No, no C You call that religion? C No, no C You call that religion? A No, no Dm C Scandalize my name.