Verse 1 Luber, I wanna hug you, I wanna tell you mom to love you Cuz my mom loves me, she taught me to use the yellow pages And my dad loves me, he took me to the guitar store Verse 2 You got your dreams, it's about the Smashing Pumpkins I got my dream, well that would be to sing all the time Kelley's gonna find her way, she's gonna be a paramedic And you're gonna find your way, if I pick up the phone or I do not Chorus Luber, on your birthday, I will answer your 1000 questions Luber, let me help you It'll ease my conscience Verse 3 How would it be if you knew you were saving my soul? And what would you think, if you knew you were the toast of my town? Luber, on your birthday, I will answer your 1000 questions Chorus