OI, rotten hat 
Whered you get that hair-cut 
Brent Cross Shopping Centre? 
I bet your mother feeds you with a catapult 

Oh, Mr. Sound Nasty 
A bit of give and take 
You call me a divvy 
And I think youre a snake 

Oh, Mr. Nitty Crouch 
Come on for heavens sake 
Stick your finger up your nose 
Cos you give me the ache 

Oh, Mr. Peanut 
I don't like you at all 
Not only are they poisonous 
But your eyes are much too small 

Oh, Mr. Pastry Draws 
You havent got a clue 
So stick you finger up your nose 
And paint your money blue 

I saw the score of course you must joking 
Oh yeah my lad you must be up the creek 
Whats forcing you on that finger that youre poking 
That finger stands to reason so to speak 

Oh, Mr. Horrible mess 
Thats enough of that 
Youll call me a ninny 
And youre a stupid twat 

Oh, Mr. Dogs Breath 
Why don't you piss right off 
Stick your finger up your nose you toff 

I saw the score I know that youre a jubbly 
Oh yeah my lad for certain that youre cracked 
Whats forcing you, you look a little bit wobbly 
Let me suggest you put your finger back 

For all your larks and fancies you aint nothing but a creep 
Youre mouth is full a sugar, youre guts are fast asleep 
So stick your finger up your nose and leave it there for keeps 
I hate you Mr peanut you really make me weep, hahahaahaahahahahhahah