Tom: E A B Bm A B E [Verse 1] A B One time, at age five Bm A I struck out in tee-ball and I knew B E That whole sport thinhg prolly wouldn't work out A B Bm My only reason to be playing in the little league A B E Was because of the Dairy Queen afterward A B Bm E Oh God, it's a swing and a miss (Uh) Bm (Ev'rybody, ev'rybody, ev'rybody like) (Uh) [Chorus] A B I'm no good at sport Bm I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh) A B E I'm no good at A B I'm no good at ball (Ah) Bm I'm no good at all (Ah) A B E I'm no good at, ooh ah [Verse 2] E (Uh) When I registered for baseball E I really thought it was gonna E Be just like that movie "The Sandlot" (Uh) A B But, I couldn't be more wrong Bm A Playin' ball all day long was not for me B E But, if it's for you E That's cool, I don't judge (Uh) [Verse 3] A B Bm One time, this girl watchin' me bat Bm (She was watchin' me bat) A B Told me I could take her on a date E If I hit a homerun, but I struck out (Damn) [Chorus] A B I'm no good at sport Bm I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh) A B E I'm no good at A B I'm no good at ball (Ah) Bm I'm no good at all (Ah) A B E I'm no good at, ooh ah [Outro] A B Bm Sittin' in the outfield, pickin' up a flower Bm Hopin' for game-ending rain shower (Uh) A B E I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" A B Bm I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (I-I h-heard m-my) A B E I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (Um)