Tom: E E5 [Verse 1] E5 B5 A5 Half of the time I'm normal, E5 B5 C#5 A5 Half of the time I'm too crazy to function E5 B5 A5 Half of the time I'm straight edge, E5 B5 C#5 A5 The other half I'm a raging alcoholic [Chorus 1] E5 B5 C#5 A5 I'm either the life of the party or not speaking at all E5 B5 C#5 A5 E5 B5 I'm in love or disinterested, infatuated or indifferent C#5 A5 There's no in between E5 B5 C#5 A5 I feel like I have nothing, I feel like I have everything I need [Break] E5 B5 C#5 A5 E5 B5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 [Bridge] E5 B5 C#5 B5 A5 When people say you should "be yourself" they're lying E5 B5 C#5 B5 C#5 B5 A5 When people say you should "be yourself", "be yourself" they're lying [Chorus 2] E5 B5 C#5 A5 They want you to be normal in a vaguely quirky way E5 B5 C#5 A5 They want you to be normal every single day E5 B5 C#5 A5 They meant different like nerdy kids in high school movies E5 B5 C#5 A5 E5 B5 Not transexual, mentally unstable, or autistic C#5 A5 E5 B5 C#5 A5 E5 B5 Because one day someone said we should all just pretend C#5 A5 E5 B5 C#5 B5 A5 Because one day someone said we should all just pre - e - tend [Outro] E5 B5 C#5 B5 A5 When people say you should "be yourself" they're lying