Tom: C G C [Verse 1] G Well, all you girls think G The days are dawned G You don't have to worry G You can have your fun C Take me, baby C C D# C For your little boy G Because three hundred pounds G F G Of a heavenly joy [Bridge] Dm C This is it, this is it G Look what you get [Instrumental] G C [Verse 2] G You've been bending G And hiding 'round behind his back G And you got your man G# G F# F That you don't like C Throw that Jack, baby C Outta your mind G Follow me, baby G And have a real good time [Bridge] Dm C This is it, this is it G Look what you get [Instrumental] G [Verse 3] G Hoy, hoy G F G I'm the boy G I've got three hundred pounds G F G Of a heavenly joy C I'm so glad C D# C That you understand G I'm three hundred pounds G F G Of muscle and man [Outro] Dm C This is it, this is it G Look what you get