Tom: Am F I make my own beats C And I record myself G So in the studio Am I don't have no one else F Then I go out to eat C And I sit all alone G I just enjoy my food Am And then I head straight home [Chorus] F C But I don't wanna be alone G Am Yeah I got squad goals F C Nobody hittin' up my phone, no G Am I got squad goals [Verse 2] F I look at OVO C Seems like they're everywhere G Then I look for my squad Am But there is no one there F I never had a squad C I never had a team G I wanna make some friends Am Yes that is my dream F I check my phone for texts C But there is nothing new G So I stay on my phone Am And I just read the news F One time I asked these dudes C "Can I join your crew?" G But they got skeptical Am They asked what I can do F Here's what I said C "I can not roll a blunt G And I don't have K'Nex Am I ain't got no women F 'cuz I am bad at sex C I don't have a nice ride G 'cuz I am not paid Am I'll keep it a hunned it's a miracle that I ever got laid" [Chorus] F C I don't wanna be alone G Am Yeah I got squad goals F C Nobody hittin' up my phone, no G Am I got squad goals [Verse 3] F So there's this guy I know C Let's just call him Tod G He says that we should link Am And create our own squad F But we're not really friends C I just know him from school G He wants to be best friends Am But he's a fucking tool F Tod always hangs around C He is so goddamn weird G He tries to wrestle with me Am He only shotguns beers F He always quotes the bible C But he loves to steal G Am Back in school he got caught dealing and of course he squealed F Yo fuck this guy C "Hey what's up bro, it's Tod G Am I just stole a 24 pack of Natty Light F C G Figured we could shotgun some Nattys, try some new wrestling moves, read some bible passages Am Anyway, why don't you ever text me back fam?" [Chorus 2] F C I just wanna be alone G Am 'cuz I got squad goals F C Nobody's hitting up my phone, except for Tod G Am I got squad goals [Outro] F C It's Hovey Benjamin on the beat G Am And I don't have anybody with me F C G Am At all