Tom: G#m G#m E E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|---------4-6----6-9---9-8| A|-----4-6------7-----7----| E|-4-7---------------------| X 2 [Verse 1] G#m N.C. I better safety pin my psyche Before the padded walls close in G#m Ebm E I watched a plane crash almost nightly G#m I shouldn't have asked the earth to spin [Pre-Chorus F# I [Chorus] N.C. G#m I thought that love was a tight dress G#m E E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|---------4-6----6-9---9-8| A|-----4-6------7-----7----| E|-4-7---------------------| X2 [Verse 2] G#m And I gotta make sure that you're horny The thoughts between bemused and numb G#m Ebm E Infatuation lasts 'til morning G#m And then my name falls off your tongue [Pre-Chorus] F# And I [Chorus] N.C. G#m Bbm B I thought that love was a tight dress C#m Ebm E It never looked so good on me F# E I never came to my senses, no F# I let my senses come to me [Bridge] E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| x2 D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Oh beautiful thing E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| I'm begging you, please E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| The prime of your youth E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Don't waste it on me E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| A man of my age E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Shouldn't shake in his boots E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| A list of mistakes E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| D|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------| Not one of them's cute [Pre-Chorus] F# And, I [Solo] Backing Chords G#m Bbm B C#m Ebm E F# E F# [Chorus] N.C. G#m Bbm B I thought that love was a tight dress C#m Ebm E It never looked so good on me F# E I never came to my senses, no F# E I let my senses come to me F# E I never came to my senses, no F# I let my senses come to me [Outro] G#m E E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|---------4-6----6-9---9-8| A|-----4-6------7-----7----| E|-4-7---------------------| X 2 G#m Ebm E I gotta make sure that you like me G#m Ebm E The quotes and lies that flee my mouth G#m Ebm E The infant hands that sewed my Nikes G#m Ebm E And everything I'm leaving out