Tom: F# F# 244322 B x24444 C# x46666 (F) 1xxxxx D#m x68876 [Verse 1] F# B Well I'm just dreamin of all I can be I'm sleepin til noon and watchin TV C# F# compare my life to talk shows that I've seen F# B I'm 24 and I'm still in school and my parents don't think that shit's cool C# F# C# F# today I went down to see the dean and I'm back on school probe (F) D#m everywhere I go I'm late my parents will die 'fore I graduate B C# he'll never walk the stage is what they say F# (F) D#m I don't like math appease my style heaven knows I've been here awhile B C# F# just having fun my college days [Interlude] F# B C# F# [Verse 2] F# B Well I ain't ashamed that I smoke weed it's my relax and that's what I need C# F# those early classes never treat me right B I love the couch in my living room and the little green guys I've seen on shrooms C# F# C# F# I do my cocaine late at night, well I'm well prepared and (F) D#m everywhere I go I'm high my grades are barely gettin by B C# he'll never graduate is what they say F# (F) D#m my dad's still supportin me and I take those trips on LSD B C# F# and I'm just havin fun my college days [Interlude] F# B C# F# F# B C# F# [Verse 3] F# B The lottery is my occupation I'm a regular at the police station C# F# Ray, he knows me by my name B I scored pretty high on my SAT maintained a stable BAC C# F# my major's about the only thing I've changed (F) Fuck morning classes and this time is all uphill D#m and hangin in the quad's my biggest thrill B C# he'll never graduate is what they say F# (F) D#m I got here in '89 it's '99 and I'm right on time B C# F# just havin fun my college days [Outro] N.C. D#m I'm just happy with C's and D's cause bein average is fine with me B C# F# and I'm just havin fun my college days