I know I have to leave But I’ve found a thousand things to do None of them important So I better hop right to I’d rather watch TV Than relax with a book I know that’s not that cool So I’ll give this page another look Straighten up my tie I’m making up a life Straighten up my life I’m making up a lie Cooking meals for two But I’m eating mine alone I enjoy the food But the feeding leaves me cold I feel safe in churches But I struggle to believe Maybe I’m a sinner? Maybe I am just a freak