You've got lips, dear You've got teeth You've got a smile but there's something underneath I'd like to pry it open but you turn the other cheek You've got shoulders You've got knees There's something between the two that your cat never sees I'd like to take a look myself but I'm not a Siamese You're the one I hate to love Why I still do it I don't know If you're not above then I'm below You're my chicken You're my soup I thought that I'd drink you but I see you flew the coop You threw my love away and then you threw me for a loop You're my salmon You're my fish You broke my wishbone so I'll make another wish I'll smother you in hollandaise and serve you on a dish With new potatoes on the side A chilled carafe of fine white wine And just a touch of cynaide You're going to be delish You're the one I hate to love I should have stopped a long time ago If you're not a dove then I'm a crow