Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got this feelin' that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile off my face Losing control and I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you chorus: Well you started off with nothin' And your proud that you're a self made man And your family all come crawlin' Slaps you on the back sayin' please Trying to make sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all is it cool to go to sleep on the floor I don't think that I can take any more Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you