Trilobite, right Dwight's in the light-bite Trilobite, right in the light-bite, Dwight Basking on the shores of time The little stone creature ain't dead to the world They call him Trilobite, right Dwight's in the light-bite Trilobite, right in the light-bite, Dwight Clicking away for a second of fame A billion years later they give it a name They call it Trilobite, right Dwight's in the light-bite Trilobite, right in the light-bite, Dwight When I'm too wasted these rocks to clamber Then lean me on the cliff and encase me in amber And a creature from future in Way out when Will clock my fossil and name me Sven That's a nice name Alright! Built for a world where nothing needs shaving Look at them stone antennae a-waving Trilobite, right Dwight's in the light-bite Trilobite, right in the light-bite, Dwight Let's hold a clicking championship The Trilobite wins and everybody else loses