Oh, my guardian My tears don't fall like they did back then Mama's champion I haven't lost, but I have never won I was swept right off my feet Searching for a love that isn't real A blind man's eyes could see It's far too vague to even mean Something Charmed by self-righteous men who fear their insignificance I'm becoming it Oh, the modern man Prideful son and the family band Sam's girl's fully spread I swear I'll laugh myself to death Oh, my guardian Oh, my guardian Oh, my guardian Oh, my guardian