All aboard, i heard the call The next step, the longest haul You know i must have been insane To take a ride upon this train It's pickin' up and goin' faster, to a crossing with disaster And there's trouble, up ahead, at a hairpin turn i dread Don't know why i ever let them talk me into this Crashing through those red lights, Something is amiss Took a little ride that i thought would entertain But now i am a first class passenger of pain That's o.k. i dont quit, though i know it's bound, to hurt a bit We're late again, but what do i care I'm on a train, a train to nowhere I'd hop on off of this here train, if i had the chance, there's got to be an easier way to travel But all this locomotion, has got me in a trance My poor brain is starting to unravel So feed the fire, stoke the coals Lord have mercy, on my soul Ain't no conductor, this train's a mess On a fast non-stop express So hop on board, if you must I'm sure that soon, you will adjustwe're late again, but what do i care I'm on a train, a train to nowhere