Tom: A E|-------------------------|-------------------------| B|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--7-|-7p0-0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| G|-------------------------|-------------------------| D|-------------------------|-------------------------| A|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7-|-7---7--7--7--7--7--7--7-| E|-------------------------|-------------------------| E|-----------------------7-|-7p0-0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| B|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|-------------------------| G|-------------------------|-------------------------| D|-------------------------|-------------------------| A|--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6-|-6---6--6--6--6--6--6--6-| E|-------------------------|-------------------------| E|-----------------------4-|-4p0-0--0--0--0--0--0----| B|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|-----------------------4-| G|-------------------------|-------------------------| D|-------------------------|-------------------------| A|--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-|-4---4--4--4--4--4--4--4-| E|-------------------------|-------------------------| E|--------------------------|------------------------| B|--4p0-0--0--0--0--0--0--0-|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| G|--------------------------|------------------------| D|--------------------------|------------------------| A|--4---4--4--4--4--4--4--4-|-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-| E|--------------------------|------------------------| [Verse 1] Me and my cousin were walking one day by E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-2-2-4-4-| the Dairy Queen drive-thru down by the highway E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-| E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| And he found some flowers, a busted bouquet and he E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-| put a hydrangea in his hair E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| not sure not sure Some kids at the Dairy Queen were calling him gay and then E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-2-2-4-4-| to my surprise I knew just what to say, I said, "boys, if you're E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-------------|-------------| E|-------------|-------------|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| (this measure is 4/4) looking for your worthiness, Well it's already there." E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-----------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-----------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-----------------| D|-------------|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-------------|-------------|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-----------------| [Pre-chorus] E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-|-0-0-0-0-0-7-7p0-0-| B|-0-0-0-0-0-7-7p0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-| D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---7-| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-|-0-0-0-0-0-7-7p0-0-| B|-0-0-0-0-0-7-7p0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-| G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4-| D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-| A|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---6-| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-| E|-0-0-0-0-0-4-4p0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-| B|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-|-0-0-0-0-0-4-4p0-0-| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---2-| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4-| A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4-| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-| [Chorus] Gloria No more E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---7---7p0-0-| B|-0---0---0---0---0---7---7p0-0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| G|-6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-|-6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-| D|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-| A|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-| E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| nightmares of a lack of love, No need to E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---4---4p0-0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| B|-0---0---0---0---0---7---7p0-0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---4---4p0-0-| G|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-|-2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|-2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-| D|-6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-| A|-6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-| E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| (this measure is 5/4) win the race to face your father E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---7---7p0-0-|-0---0---0---0---0---4---4p0-0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| B|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---4---4p0-0-| G|-6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-|-2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-|-2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-| D|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-| A|-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4-| E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| [Verse 2] Me and my cousin were at the arcade, In a E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-2-2-4-4-| fathom of blood, we were constantly slain E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-| E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| not sure not sure And we watched the progress of our three-letter names, till we E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-| stumbled outside to the night air E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| And there was a man, with a coat and a cane, He was E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-2-2-4-4-| mumbling things about the world gone insane, He said, "boys, if you're E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-------------|-------------| E|-------------|-------------|-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-| looking for your innocence, Well it's already there." 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