A punk band was playing in a pub Jimmy was there and so was I He was drunk as he always is So drunk that he had some fun The fucking bouncer threw him out on the street he was laying down Five degrees cold and a lot of snow So he did what he had to do A punk band was playing in a pub Jimmy was there and so was I He was drunk as he always is So drunk that he had some fun Do the Jimmy After a while he took off his pants He was jerking off Yeah yeah yeah And then he took a pee on himself The ambulance came and picked him up Do the Jimmy