Tom: Em
G C D Em
[Verse 1]
Em
One evening, my father said: My son
Am
I'm dying and soon I'll be gone
Em
But before my
final
farewell:
B
Hear me. And hear me well
Em
Do whatever you want
to do
Am
Have a plan or roll the dice
Em
But one thing is strictly taboo
B
Please, follow my advice
[Chorus]
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Never google your symptoms
G C D
That is my only prescription
Em Am
You get a hundred diagnoses
G D
And medieval prognoses
G C D
Every sign is a serious condition
G C D Em
[Verse 2]
Em
If you google 'cough' and 'diagnosis'
Am
You have got tuberculosis
Em
And if you google 'fever and red'
B
You've got Ebola and soon will be dead
Em
And if you google 'I've a runny nose'
Am
It's CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
Em
And if you google itch and prognosis:
B
Anaphylactic chock or psychosis
[Chorus]
G C D
So never google your symptoms
G C D
Seldom it brings any wisdom
Em Am
You want to discover
G D
But you might uncover
G C D
That you have an extra chromosome
G C D Em
[Bridge]
Em
So this is what I heard my father say
Am
And then he closed his eyes and passed away
Em
The autopsy report was very clear
B
Death from hypochondric fear
B
Which is custom
B
When you google
B
Your symptoms
[Chorus]
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Never google your symptoms
G C D
The hit list is never awesome
Em Am
Pain in your left arm?
G D
Heart attack alarm!
Em Am
Do you feel a little weak? Yes
G D
You've got ALS!
Em Am
If you have a slight anemia
G D
You've got leukemia!
Em Am
Are you a little crazy?
G D
You've got ADHD
D C
So never, ever google
D
Your symptoms!
