Tom: Em G C D Em [Verse 1] Em One evening, my father said: My son Am I'm dying and soon I'll be gone Em But before my final farewell: B Hear me. And hear me well Em Do whatever you want to do Am Have a plan or roll the dice Em But one thing is strictly taboo B Please, follow my advice [Chorus] G C D Never google your symptoms G C D That is my only prescription Em Am You get a hundred diagnoses G D And medieval prognoses G C D Every sign is a serious condition G C D Em [Verse 2] Em If you google 'cough' and 'diagnosis' Am You have got tuberculosis Em And if you google 'fever and red' B You've got Ebola and soon will be dead Em And if you google 'I've a runny nose' Am It's CSF. Your brain is leaking juice! Em And if you google itch and prognosis: B Anaphylactic chock or psychosis [Chorus] G C D So never google your symptoms G C D Seldom it brings any wisdom Em Am You want to discover G D But you might uncover G C D That you have an extra chromosome G C D Em [Bridge] Em So this is what I heard my father say Am And then he closed his eyes and passed away Em The autopsy report was very clear B Death from hypochondric fear B Which is custom B When you google B Your symptoms [Chorus] G C D Never google your symptoms G C D The hit list is never awesome Em Am Pain in your left arm? G D Heart attack alarm! Em Am Do you feel a little weak? Yes G D You've got ALS! Em Am If you have a slight anemia G D You've got leukemia! Em Am Are you a little crazy? G D You've got ADHD D C So never, ever google D Your symptoms!