(Huh) I kinda wanna throw my phone across the room 'Cause all I see are girls too good to be true With paper-white teeth and perfect bodies Wish I didn't care And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl Co-comparison Is killin' me slowly I think I think too much 'Bout kids who don't know me I'm so sick of myself I'd rather be, rather be Anyone, anyone else But jealousy, jealousy Started followin' me Started followin' me Well, good for you, I guess you're gettin' everything you want You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off It's like we never even happened Baby, what the fuck is up with that? (Huh?) Their win is not my loss I know it's true, but I can't help gettin' caught up in it all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy Not me, if you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby God, I wish that I could do that I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it But I guess good for you All your friends are so cool, you go out every night In your daddy's nice car, yeah, you're livin' the life Got a pretty face, a pretty boyfriend, too I wanna be you so bad and I don't even know you All I see is what I should be Happier, prettier, jealousy, jealousy All I see is what I should be I'm losin' it, all I get's jealousy, jealousy Maybe I'm too emotional Your apathy is like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy Not me, if you ever cared to ask Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me Baby, like a damn sociopath And I'm so sick of myself Rather be, rather be (oh, oh) Anyone, anyone else (anybody else) Jealousy, jealousy Oh, I'm so sick of myself I'd rather be, rather be (oh, oh, oh) Anyone, anyone else Jealousy, jealousy Started followin' me Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily