It's coming on Christmas. They're cutting down trees. They're putting up reindeer and singing songs of joy. and peace I wish I had a river I could skate away on But it don't snow here. it stays pretty green. I'm going to make a lot of money, Then I'm going to quit this crazy scene. I wish I had a river I could skate away on. I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on. I made my baby cry, I'm so hard to handle. I'm selfish and I'm sad. Now I've gone and lost the best baby that I ever had. Oh, I wish I had a river to skate away on.