Hitler was a Vegetarian- and now he's dead Osama Bin Ladin, he doesn't eat bacon, and there's a price on his head But me and my people, we eat bacon- most of us daily And we're a shining example of goodness and freedom, from sea to shining sea Cause Bacon adds life, Bacon adds Joy It's the most wonderful thing in all the world And It Keeps Us Strong! There was vegan family They had a new born child They fed it on a diet of apple juice and soy milk The poor baby died Bacon adds life, Bacon adds joy It's the most wonderful thing in all the world And It Keeps Us Strong!