I was born with something obscure A genital problem with only one cure My parents decided to keep them intact In dreams I'd be in a freak show act My first job was at the county fair People came to point and stare They all thought it was a fucking trick That I had both a cunt, and a dick Born with both The hermaphrodite Born my own mate, no use for a date Blessed with two, I don't need you It's time to start a family I'll be both mommy and daddy I'll bend my cock and stick it in I know that it is selfish But what I hope to see: To see it born special - special just like me Born with both The hermaphrodite