Tom: Am Am E F C E [Verse 1] Am E Wine, women, and song F C E Am I tried them all it did not take me long E F C To figure I'd unlocked the door to happiness E Am E I figured wrong with a capital "R" F C E Am All the baggage I brought wouldn't fit in a mid-size car E F That's why I'm walking on eggshells down the Via Dolorosa C E F Hasn't got me any closer so far [Chorus] G F E7 Shacked up with a poet, found it wasn't my department F G F D7 Now I study the poetry of the studio apartment F G Changing the catbox and baking the bread F E7 I should have been paying the bills instead F G Am Of paying homage to an image drawn from somebody else's head [Guitar Solo] Am G F E (x2) [Verse 2] Am Song, women, and wine G F You can't fool all the people all the time F But if you're trying, if you're looking, if you're lucky E Am You can always fool a few and feel fine, Am Is the line between shame and dread G One grips the lungs one brains the head F E Am But either one can crush you, anyone can crush you [Chorus] G F E Am Once I dated an actor, she was working on a play G F E Am By opening night, we had nothing left to say to each other G We hit the wall, it was not resilient F E She said that she was hungrier than I was brilliant Am G F E And who the hell was I to disagree? [Bridge] Am E Am Didn't you used to be someone who meant something to me? E Am Somebody who meant something to me E Am Someone who meant something to me [Instrumental] Am E F C E [Outro] Am E Wine, women, and song F C E Am I tried them all it did not take me long E F C To figure I'd unlocked the door to happiness E Am I figured wrong