Scotty, can’t you see? You’re the guy I wish I could be Your stories, your drawings, all of your books I’ll take it all over my good looks The pressure To be the coolest in class It’s not worth it and I know it won’t last And yes I’ve had sex and it feels great The girls body, the butt, the shape, it’s amazing I ride like no other Except for when you're hanging with your brother But back to sex, such a good feeling Call me pig boy ‘cause you know I be squealin’ Back to you number one big bro I love you, Scotty, just had to let you know