Tom: G
G A D
Oh! I'm, courting a farmer's dochter, she's one of the nicest ever seen.
G D G
Her cheeks they are a rosy red, and her age is just sweet seventeen.
C G A D
When I throw my arms around her neck and try to steal a kiss,
G
oh, she'll wriggle and giggle and twist and twiggle,
G D G
and then you'll hear her shouting this :
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G D G D G
Will you stop yer tickling, Jock! Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
G Em A D
Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
G A D
I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
G G D G
stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!
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G A D
Oh! I took her to the seaside once, just to let her see the sea,
G D G
I did enjoy mysel' that day, and I can tell you, so did she !
C G A D
On the train as we went thro' the tunnels in the dark,
G D G
oh, and ev'ry time I wink'd at her, the passengers heard her remark.
[Chorus]
G D G D G
Will you stop yer tickling, Jock! Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
G Em A D
Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
G A D
I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
G G D G
stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!
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G A D
Oh! I went to the farm one Sunday, she invited me to a tea,
G
her faither and her mither were both at the kirk,
D G
and of course that was a'richt with me.
C G A D
What a lovely feed we had, of ham and eggs and bun!
G G D G
Oh, and after that we had some treacle, roly poly just for fun.
[Chorus]
G D G D G
Will you stop yer tickling, Jock! Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
G Em A D
Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
G A D
I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
G G D G
stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!
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G A D
Oh! I'm thinking o' getting married, and that, I think, will be no harm.
G D G
Oh! because I think she's just the sort of lass to keep me nice and warm.
C G A D
I think she has a lot o' brass, but that I'll find out soon,
G G D G
oh, and if she has, we'll go a terrible journey on our honeymoon.
[Chorus]
G D G D G
Will you stop yer tickling, Jock! Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
G Em A D
Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
G A D
I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
G G D G
stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!
