Tom: G
Introduction spoken over G chord =
Nicholas...Albert...look I don't know where they are but I'd like you to meet
my two pals my buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them...well
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I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 1
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Strange as it seems I met in my dreams Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
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Here's what they said to me 'Use your head
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just see your life is very very dull'
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 2
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So I said to Nick 'Nick tell me quick what should a fellow do?'
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He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
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You should try a cigarette or two'
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 3
G D
So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise
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I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp
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And everything spun round before my eyes
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 4
G D
So I said to Al 'Al be a pal what do you really think?'
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He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy
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Smoking's kid's stuff pour yourself a drink'
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 5
G D
So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down
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First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me
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And everything went all spinning round
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 6
G D
Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet
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I noticed first a terrible thirst
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And then a craving for a cigarette.
Chorus
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
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Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
Verse 7
G D
Well take my advice this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush
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As you can see there's no change in me
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I'm still as pure as the driven slush
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Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all
G D C D G
Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall
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Nicka Teen and Al K. Haaaall
