Tom: Am Am F Am E Am F Am E Am [Verse 1] Am F Dont ever laugh as a hearse goes by Am E For you may be the next to die Am F They wrap you up in a big white sheet Am E Am From your head down to your feet [Verse 2] Am F They put you in a big black box Am E And cover you up with dirt and rocks Am F And all goes well for about a week Am E Am And then your coffin begins to leak [Verse 3] Am F And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Am E The worms play pinochle on your snout Am F They eat your eyes, they eat your nose Am E Am They eat the jelly between your toes [Chorus 1] F Am A big green worm with rolling eyes E Am Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes F Am Your stomach turns a slimy green E Am And puss comes out like whipping cream F Am You spread it on a slice of bread E Am And that's what you eat when you’re dead [Verse 4] Am F And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in Am E The worms that crawl in are lean and thin Am F The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Am E Am Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out [Bridge] F E Am Your brain comes tumbling down your snout [Verse 4] Am F And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Am E They crawl all over your dirty snout Am F Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out Am E Am Your brain turns to sauerkraut [Chorus 2] F Am They invite their friends, and their friends too E Am They all come down to chew on you F Am And this is what it is to die E Am I hope you had a nice goodbye [Outro] Am F Did you ever think as a hearse goes by Am E That you might be the next to die Am F And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay Am E Am And that is the end of a perfect... day