It's Monday morning, I'm fine I see the suns gonna shine Thoughts of love in my head I think I'll get out of bed I'm gonna conquer the world But I'll make it my friend The universe is my guide And I'm just gonna glide all day Loving my life this way Tuesday came way too soon I'll wake in the afternoon I wonder why do I try Life is passing me by Do I have any friends Am I alone in the end? Always alone in the end It's probably better 'cause I'm way out there Know I'm lying when I say I don't care So I'll hide away 'Cause everyone's obliged to say Everything that's on their minds Even when it's so unkind and mean Doesn't matter when you're a freak You're just another aspie schmuck Pretending you don't give a fuck You gotta just suck it Suck it, suck it, suck it up And swallow, you're hollow The poison you wallow in And ideas your issues and doubt So cut it out Of everything that's good in your life Oh, Wednesday be my friend, please I'm stuck here down on my knees Oh father make me a man That's what I'm praying [?] 'Cause I don't have any sin What was I saying again? What's this song all about It doesn't matter cause it's over soon I'll go to bed, and wake up at noon What day is it anyway? Why don't the good feelings stay? Is my diet a joke? Should I work out or toke? I think I need to create The only way I relate In a world full of hate It's gonna bring me down I can't decide This shit is all in my mind So I'll hide away 'Cause everyone's obliged to say Everything that's on their minds Even when it's so unkind and mean Doesn't matter when you're a freak You're just another aspie schmuck Pretending you don't give a fuck You gotta just suck it Suck it, suck it, suck it up And swallow, you're hollow The poison you wallow in And ideas your issues and doubt So cut it out Of everything that's good in your life Hey man Sup? Can we not talk about Friday? Ok. Why not? 'Cause the weekend's here You deserve a beer The weekend's here Shed off all your hair The weekend's here Start over again The weekend's here Will this ever fucking end? So I'll hide away 'Cause everyone's obliged to say Everything that's on their minds Even when it's so unkind and mean Doesn't matter when you're a freak You're just another aspie schmuck Pretending you don't give a fuck You gotta just suck it Suck it, suck it, suck it up And swallow, you're hollow The poison you wallow in And ideas your issues and doubt So cut it out Of everything that's good in your life Sunshine, rainbows, clouds, and blue skies Make it count Go sharpen your knife!