When relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site A fresh new grave, a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date But I thank God for mortality, now you can be my mate I know that you've been dead a while, I honestly don't mind 'Cause you still have that tender smile and you've always been so kind Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty But I just don't understand Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me I'm a corpse grindin' man Be dead for me, my baby Be dead for me, my baby Be dead for me, my baby Oh, baby, till death do we start I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf You and I will have a ball, I swear to God it's true 'Cause baby you were meant for me and I was meant for you Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty But I just don't understand Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me I'm a corpse grindin' man Your skin it has turned grey and there's puss oozing out your eyes But it doesn't bother me, 'cause you won't ever tell me lies Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good But I know you'll never leave me baby, oh even if you could Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty But I just don't understand Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me I'm a corpse grindin' man Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty But I just don't understand Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me I'm a corpse grindin' man Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty