Its not I who sought the novice 
It's the novice who sought me 
Cook went blind and drank too much 
And fed his guest on angeldust 
Where did the pain start 
When did the symptoms begin 
Where did the pain start 
What have the symptoms been? 
If my heads been through a windscreen 
Why are all the eyeballs green? 
Take me round the roundabout 
Slow down, don't stop 
Bail out-Pull out 
It was not I who bit the sheriff 
It was the sheriff who bit me 
By my lambchops, buttercup 
What a crucifixion 
What a crucifixion mean I was bitten by a horse 
Now Im moving for divorce 
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily 
Whats a cluckin chicken 
Whats a cluckin chicken need 
Where's the cluckin chicken 
Where's the cluckin chicken been